Here’s an easy fix for your Friday night social woes: some guy who you’ve never met’s birthday party! But don’t be weirded out, because The Dance Party will be there playing their relentlessly radio-ready pop rock. Have you not seen them yet? They live here now. All the way from DC. Seriously, if The Dance Party being in Hollywood isn’t developing into a movement, I don’t want to be part of a movement. Any movement.

Tonight at The Purple Lounge at The Standard Hotel, 8300 Sunset Blvd. Say you’re there for Jeff’s birthday and all is forgiven.